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		<title>On the third effects of mass, and not on specific spoilers, I promise.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2012 19:36:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flopsybuns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is free will an illusion?

Do the actions of our past truly define our present and future, or is our ultimate destiny written in stone (or possibly some more complex but theoretically decypherably language scrawled across the universe)?

It's one of the classic questions reflected in story ever since man first picked up the quill and began to write ponderous self-important fiction, and has persisted to the present day in which narrative has been honed to its ultimate form - pretentious, ponderous blog posts.  And I believe I finally may be nearing an answer; it depends entirely on whether God is being forced to animate our destinies to a rigid launch date, and does he have to fit all the spoken dialogue onto two DVDs?
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		<title>Quality web development in the Sheffield area</title>
		<link>http://stackingcattle.wordpress.com/2010/03/15/quality-web-development-in-the-sheffield-area/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 03:48:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flopsybuns</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[freelance]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, if you&#8217;re looking for some quality web development in the Sheffield area, I could do worse than recommend Rich Gwilliam, Sheffield Freelance Web Developer par excellence. Yeah, there&#8217;s some vested interests there, but the fact remains if you want a website doing for reasonable moneys, you could do a lot worse than hiring him. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stackingcattle.wordpress.com&#038;blog=5277507&#038;post=235&#038;subd=stackingcattle&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;You are here&#8221;, AKA the Newswipe theme tune</title>
		<link>http://stackingcattle.wordpress.com/2010/02/25/you-are-here-aka-the-newswipe-theme-tune/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 13:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flopsybuns</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fans of minimal electronica (it&#8217;s not quite a chiptune, I think) and Charlie Brooker have no excuse not to listen to this: It&#8217;s the full majestic eight minutes of the Fortdax remix of Nathan Fake&#8217;s &#8220;You are here&#8221;, both the perfect news theme tune and the perfect name for a news theme. Although the Newswipe [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stackingcattle.wordpress.com&#038;blog=5277507&#038;post=232&#038;subd=stackingcattle&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>There now follows an important music video announcement.</title>
		<link>http://stackingcattle.wordpress.com/2010/02/06/there-now-follows-an-important-music-video-announcement/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 19:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flopsybuns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That is all.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stackingcattle.wordpress.com&#038;blog=5277507&#038;post=211&#038;subd=stackingcattle&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Next in our series of OAPs kicking arse&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://stackingcattle.wordpress.com/2010/01/25/next-in-our-series-of-oaps-kicking-arse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 11:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flopsybuns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, it&#8217;s an old one but oh my god still funny.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stackingcattle.wordpress.com&#038;blog=5277507&#038;post=198&#038;subd=stackingcattle&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You stay classy, South England.</title>
		<link>http://stackingcattle.wordpress.com/2010/01/25/you-stay-classy-south-england/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 08:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flopsybuns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jesus fucking christ. Flagged on b3ta last week; Oh yeah. I&#8217;m not sure what I think of either of them, but apparently I&#8217;m sufficiently desympathised to find it absolutely bloody hilarious.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stackingcattle.wordpress.com&#038;blog=5277507&#038;post=194&#038;subd=stackingcattle&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Four free games you may never tire of</title>
		<link>http://stackingcattle.wordpress.com/2010/01/25/four-free-games-you-may-never-tire-of/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 00:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flopsybuns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sustainability is a hot issue these days, so in the interests of efficiency here&#8217;s a list of awesome games that write themselves as you play them. Spelunky If you haven&#8217;t played Mossmouth&#8217;s freeware randomized Indiana-Jones-em-up, you absolutely should. Broadly speaking a cross between vintage platformer Rick Dangerous and one of your granddad&#8217;s rambling yarns that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stackingcattle.wordpress.com&#038;blog=5277507&#038;post=172&#038;subd=stackingcattle&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I will admit, he does transmit&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://stackingcattle.wordpress.com/2009/12/07/i-will-admit-he-does-transmit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:55:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flopsybuns</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[balls]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[BALLS. I just bought a power ball. It&#8217;s allegedly a fantastic way for nerds to exercise their pale, bandy little arms &#8211; so hopefully I&#8217;ll soon be looking like this guy: Yeah, keep watching there, it gets funnier. Respect to the guy, I know I&#8217;d never be able to do that near a mirror. I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stackingcattle.wordpress.com&#038;blog=5277507&#038;post=167&#038;subd=stackingcattle&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Lily Allen only hates pirates because her dad looks like one</title>
		<link>http://stackingcattle.wordpress.com/2009/09/22/lily-allen-only-hates-pirates-because-her-dad-looks-like-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:32:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flopsybuns</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well I think I speak for all the not-entirely-legal music downloading community when I say "<a href="http://www.prefixmag.com/news/lily-allen-starts-anti-piracy-blog-for-musicians/32796/">Oh fuck, Lily Allen's weighed into the piracy debate</a>".  I think she might have been panicked by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day">International Talk Like a Pirate day</a>.  Lily says, and I quote:

<blockquote><a href="http://www.prefixmag.com/news/patrick-wolf-and-lily-allen-unhappy-with-illegal-d/32662/">"music piracy is having a dangerous effect on British music. but some really rich and successful artists like Nick Mason from Pink Floyd and Ed O'Brien from Radiohead don't seem to think so."</a></blockquote>

  Seeming to imply that the evil rich overlords of music are indifferent to the suffering of mediocre musicians.  Hm, I can't imagine why Lily would be bothered by the trials of the bland, the mundane, the <em>humdrum purveyors of beige music</em>.  Not at all.  <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stackingcattle.wordpress.com&#038;blog=5277507&#038;post=163&#038;subd=stackingcattle&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Just a quickie.</title>
		<link>http://stackingcattle.wordpress.com/2009/09/08/just-a-quickie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 23:12:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flopsybuns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a month in which I&#8217;ve posted no, count them, NO articles, my readership has skyrocketed to a massive 33 views per day. What&#8217;s the secret? I&#8217;ve had a massive influx of searches for &#8220;Doctor Manhattan Blue Penis&#8221;, presumably coinciding with the release of Watchmen on DVD. So I&#8217;d just like to add: PENIS PENIS [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stackingcattle.wordpress.com&#038;blog=5277507&#038;post=161&#038;subd=stackingcattle&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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